A
foolish man from Basingstoke
Bought
a camel for a joke.
He'd
bounced on each hump,
With
a jumpty jump,
Until
the day the poor camel broke.
Tuesday 14 February 2017
Thatcham Limerick.
Some
strange eggs were found once in Thatcham.
A
man there decided to hatch 'em.
Out
came 58 crocs,
10
lions and a fox.
It
took police hours to catch 'em.
Reading Limerick
A
daft friend of mine born in Reading
Wanted
a hundred white doves at her wedding.
They
flew and they shat
On
this and on that,
Which
is exactly what we were all dreading.
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