Tuesday, 14 February 2017

Basingstoke Limerick.

A foolish man from Basingstoke
Bought a camel for a joke.
He'd bounced on each hump,
With a jumpty jump,
Until the day the poor old camel broke.

Thatcham Limerick.

Some strange eggs were found once in Thatcham.
A man there decided to hatch 'em.
Out came 58 crocs,
10 lions and a fox.
It took police hours to catch 'em.

Reading Limerick

A daft friend of mine born in Reading
Wanted a hundred white doves at her wedding.
They flew and they shat
On this and on that,
Which is exactly what we were all dreading.