The creature known as The Kelper
Is a full time Christmas Santa helper
Not the type to make the toys
For all the lucky girls and boys
Her job is on the lowest rung
She sweeps up all the reindeer dung
She picks the lice off all the deers
Scrapes the wax out of their ears
And the bathrooms that the elves all use?
She's the one who cleans the loos
A funny looking little blob
She really, really hates her job
So she avoids all the Christmas cheer
And hides whenever Santa's near
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